Thursday, February 26, 2009

ग्रीन कार्ड भनेको भिसा जस्तो हो



ग्रीन कार्ड भनेको भिसा जस्तो हो

उपेन्द्र यादव विदेश मन्त्री भएको बेलामा मधेसी पार्टीहरूले एक भएर अमेरिकाकालागि नेपाली राजदुत भनेर सुकदेव साहको नाम सिफारिस गरे। सुकदेव साहको नाम पहाडीहरूलाई बाँदरको हातमा नरिवल भएको छ। मान्छेलाई disqualified भन्न भएन। सुकदेव साहभन्दा qualified मान्छे नेपालमा छँदै छैन। अनि कोहीलाई के सुर्ता ज्वाईलाई खानैको सुर्ता भने जस्तो सुकदेव साहसँग त ग्रीन कार्ड छ भनेर they have started running up and down the street, बाहुनले च्याउ खाअोस् न स्वाद पाअोस् भने जस्तो।

सुकदेव साहसँग ग्रीन कार्ड छ कि छैन मलाई थाहा छैन। पहिले पनि थाहा थिएन, अहिले पनि थाहा छैन। यदि छ भने मलाई पनि चाहियो। ग्रीन कार्ड नभएको मान्छे अमेरिका अाउन भिसा चाहिन्छ। ग्रीन कार्ड छ भने भिसा चाहिँदैन। त्यो त राम्रो कुरा हो।

मेरो पनि थियो ग्रीन कार्ड। नेपालको क्रान्तिमा full time लाग्दा त्यो ग्रीन कार्ड renew गराउनुपर्ने, बिर्सियो। अब फेरि लिनपर्नेछ। अप्रिल क्रान्ति अगाडि त मेरो नाकमा चश्मा पनि थिएन। मेरो नाकमाथि चश्मा अप्रिल क्रान्तिले राखेको हो।

मधेसीलाई भारतीय भन्ने पहाडीहरूको पुरानो बानी हो। अब मधेसीलाई अमेरीकन पनि भन्दिने? के हो यो? नया फेशन हो?

सुकदेव साहसँग नेपाली नागिरकता छ। बरू त्यो नागरिकतापत्र वहाँले कसरी पाउनुभो, मलाई जिग्यासा लागेको छ। नेपाल भनेको त मधेसीलाई हत्तपत्त नागरिकतापत्र नदिने देश।

कोही मधेसी भारत, अथवा अमेरिका, अथवा बेलायतको राजदुत हुनु त ठुलो कुरो हो। It is called breaking a glass ceiling। नेपालको वाशिँगटनमा रहेको दुतावासमा एउटा पियन पनि मधेसी छैन। अनि ह्वात्त राजदुत नै मधेसी भएदिएपछि त पहाडीहरूलाई अापत पर्यो।

अाज कोही मधेसी अमेरिकामा राजदुत भयो भने भोलि देशको प्रधानमन्त्री होला, पर्सि कोही Commander In Chief बन्ला भन्ने डर लागिहाल्यो पहाडीहरूलाई।

सुकदेव साह qualified मान्छे हो। सुकदेव साह नेपाली नागिरक हो। सुकदेव साह नेपालको विदेश मन्त्रीले पत्याएको मान्छे हो। त्योभन्दा बढी के चाहियो राजदुत बन्न?


पुरे देशको प्यारालाइज कर दो
िगिरजाको कुर्सी से हटा दो, सेरेमोिनयल बना दो
अगर सडक पर िफर से उतडनी पडी तो
चुनावी जंग
िवजयकी सुगन्ध अा रही है
समानता अौर अिधकार पर्याप्त नहीं हैं, हमें तो शक्ित चािहए
माघे क्रान्ित
डटे रहो
शान्ित वार्ता क्या, िवजय घोषणा करो
मधेश जल रही है

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